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Q Magazine, May 1999
Behind the heavenly pipes and pneumatic kisser of Texas's Sharleen Spiteri
there's a pop conquistatrix with three nasal fractures and the brass balls to
demand her dues. Now-she's only gone and made the sexiest music of her
life. "I'll give you a run for your money," she twinkles to Phil Sutcliffe.
Sharleen Spiteri is foaming. "I don't
like lies, -I don't like bullshit," she
boils, her fist leaving an impression
on the arm of her chair. "Either
have the balls to tell me the truth
or get out of my face. I can't stand
men who won't do that:"
Snuggled in the back room of
her southside Glasgow. home,
Spiteri has been provoked by the
recollection of her 1997
encounter. with Danny Goldberg,
former head of Texas's American record label, Mercury.
It occurred after the US release of the otherwise four-
million-selling and career-refurbishing White On
Blonde had been botched (only 100,000 sold).
With Texas co-manager Rab Andrews, Spiteri flew
to New York hoping for a salvage operation. Before they
entered the executive sanctum she glanced at her watch.
"Eight minutes: that's how long our entire relationship
lasted:" She laughs acidly. "He must have known
Mercury had completely fucked up White On Blonde
- the promotion was shit, the distribution was shit. But
he got straight into a fussy-fussy bad mood, full of stroppiness.
I sat there laughing in absolute disbelief."
She could see Andrews growing edgy, but gestured
for him shut it: "I thought, Leave it; -lie's giving me a
ticket to get of the label:"
Presently, they walked out.
In a diner down the street,
they joined Texas founder Johnny MeElhone.
"Sharleen's face was red with rage when she told me
what happened," he recalls.
Two years on, she still rails: "I hated the sight of Danny
Goldberg. 10 sec him again I'll swipe him, believe you
me: He did me wrong. Back home I went straight in to
see Alain Levy (then head of Polygram music division). I
told him; Look, you've got to let us go in America. If'
you don't I won't make another record!"
With Spiteri ballistic and White On Blonde a
smash, Levy said he was sure he could come up
with something.
But why was her long-time songwriting partner
McElhone - a 20-year hitmaking veteran of
Altered Images and Hipsway before Texas -
drinking coffee a couple of blocks away? Outsiders
might imagine he'd take a leading role in head-to-head negotiations.
"The people in America were not represent-
ing us properly, so why should I be signed to
them?" counters Spiteri. "It was me that decided
we had to face Goldberg, so I was going to sort it
out. It's not that I walk into meetings with my
power suit and a briefcase. It's a matter of having
pride in what you do."
With that she has to leave us temporarily, so
that the singer and guitarist Ally McErlaine can
catch the last few minutes of afternoon visiting at
Glasgow's Victoria Infirmary, where McElhone
lies prostrated by the crutch-clutching torment of
kidney stones.
Even while the two are away, the house buzzes.
In the front room, new "additional" guitarist Tony
McGovern picks out Paul McCartney's Blackbird.
Spiteri's sister Corinne and her young daughter
Lauren have dropped by and are snacking in the
small conservatory. Keyboardist Eddie Campbell
can be heard tinkering with live arrangements for
The Hush, the album lately completed on the array
of computers, samplers and consoles which line
the walls of Texas's box-room-size studio.
With its dark decor, candlesticks and coal-effect
gas fires, Spiteri's Northern redoubt could hardly
be more friendly-familial comfy-cosy.
And yet it seems that Spiteri's whole life
prepared her to be the woman to take on the world
and Danny Goldberg.
GROWING UP IN the city, she was always a
tough kid, though generally too well raised for
scrapping- except for the day when she got herself
suspended from school. "I walked into class
and this girl said, Spiteri, you fancy my boyfriend.
I said, No, I don't. 'Cos I didn't have any boyfriends
at school. But she grabbed my hair and... (very quietly)
I lost it. It took two teachers to pull me off"
Nails or fists?
"Fists. I'd never scratch anyone." She still seems
bemused, even awed, by the memory.
With her robust ways what she did constantly
was break bits of herself. She fell down steps and
broke her wrist, twisted a leg so vigorously
the kneecap ended up facing backwards, tried
to evade a smack from her mother and the backswing
accidentally snapped a finger. Then there
was her nose: ran into a tree at nine; hit by a brick
when playing commandos on a building site at 11;
dived headfirst into the tots' end of a swimming
pool at 13. In school photos she was always the
girl with two black eyes.
"People have said I should get it fixed now
because it looks so bad-there's a build-up of gristle,"
she says. "I'm like, Naaah, what if I came out
sounding like Bonnie Langford. Imagine: Oh
God, did you keep that gristle? Can you put it back
exactly where it was before?"
Despite all this, she grew up practically fearless,
a person who always wanted to climb and never
considered falling. "When anyone looked for me
I was always up high. When I was about 14 and
we'd moved out near Loch Lomond, there was this
wicked tree we called the monkey puzzle tree
although it wasn't really. The branches were matted
over each other and on top it was so flat you
could stand on it like a platform. Me and my friends
used to take a radio up there on a Sunday, he on the
tree and listen to the chart show. It was cool:"
Then her school introduced her to mountaineering
and she discovered her outdoor, Land
Rover-driving alter ego.
"At weekends we'd go up to Gare Loch climbing
and abseiling. Heeeeeey, jumping down a
mountain was nothing to be afraid of." She graduated
to free climbing - no ropes. "I do it for the
can-we-climb-this? To get away from popstar-bubbleland.
You reach the top of a mountain
absolutely knackered and there's your reward, my
God, the silence, the air, the freedom. You look
down and, Jesus, the colour, the purity. You look
up at the sky and you think, How does that work?"
She giggles at the pleasing silliness of it.
Aren't you ever frightened?
"Yeah. After we finished White On Blonde, in
the Cuillans up on Skye. I go with my boyfriend
Ashley (Heath, editor of fashion mag Arena Homme
Plus, Spiteri's squeeze since 1995 and co-habitee of her
second home, near Regent's Park). We took slightly different routes and as I was coming
up to a ledge I did this stupid thing (she reaches up
high and away to her left). I overstretched and my
body flew out so my whole weight hung on one
hand with a sheer drop below me. No ropes. I
absolutely thought, I am not strong enough to hold
on here, I am gonnae die. And then, -I don't wannae die,
please God don't take me!"
What happened next, after an eternity of seconds,
was all Hollywood and utterly real. Not
knowing that his life was about to take a Clint
Eastwood turn, Heath looked back and thought,
Where's Sharleen got to? He peered over the edge
expecting to mock her sloth, saw her hanging by a fingernail or two, reached down
with one hand, grabbed her wrist, and
hauled her up like a rather wriggly and
squealing sack of King Edwards.
"My knees buckled and I knelt there on the
ledge shaking. Facing death is no thrill for me at
all, I can assure you."
But she went back on the mountain the next
day to make sure she hadn't lost anything of herself.
And, cripes, her boyfriend had saved her life.
"Yeah, but I'd expect him to save my life," she
insists, seeming anxious that the weight of gratitude
should not be seen as unbalancing the relationship.
"If the situation came along I would do
exactly the same thing for him:"
As it happens, The Hush is an album of the most
beautiful love songs ...
HER GREAT ESCAPE is not the only reason
why Spiteri peppers her discourse with acknowledgments
that "I've had a really lucky life". The
open-armed embrace of large vistas, cultural as
well as topographic, is written in her cosmopolitan
DNA: Italian-French on her father Eddie's side,
German-Irish on her mother Vilma's.
Everything about her led to travelling the
world. Eddie Spiteri was a seaman: "When I was
little he studied for his ticket as a ship's captain.
There were charts all over the floor. I learnt what
all the different coloured buoys mean, and if someone
asks me to spell a word I still go, Sierra, Tango,
Echo, the alphabet code. When he qualified, he
took the whole family for holidays on his ship:
Rio, America, all over Europe. I lived like a
princess. Hundreds of ice creams. The crew taught
me how to gamble-poker, blackjack. It comes in
handy on the tour bus: OK, let's play cards, and
let's play for money. Growing up with men had an
important effect on the way I am now; IT give you
a complete run for your money."
But if the maritime connection tended to tow
her further away from the feminine side of her
nature, her short yet glamorous and, again, globetrotting
first career gave her a crash course in
women. Taking a Saturday junior job with international
hairdressing chain Irvine Rusk at 16,
Spiteri learnt the value of talk and touch.
"What do hairdressers have to be good at?
This..." Her fingers make a yapping mouth.
"Cutting someone's hair is very intimate. You
touch a stranger and it's, I'm gonnae change the
way you look. Except what you really say is, My
name's Sharleen, how are you? You instil confidence
and their guard comes down. They tell you
all their stories. A woman has an appointment at
three and her husband was in the salon two hours
earlier with another client of mine who he's sleeping with,
which the first woman's daughter had
told me about in confidence at ten that morning.
Hairdressers know everything:"
But she had far more to offer than a confessor's
ear. She was such a sharp student that within a year,
at 17, Rusk's promoted her from work experience
to international rep and tonsorial tutor. She was
despatched to France, Italy and America to refine
the skills of the local coiffeuses. In sum, it was one
of the greatest jobs a girl could wish for.
Yet somehow it turned out that her exotic
blood, the broken bones, the big fight, the monkey
puzzle tree, the mountains, the master mariner,
the ocean, the sailors, the cards and the black and
white Telecaster she had just bought after seeing
Joe Strummer cut his hand and bleed all over his
guitar on the television opened up such boundless
possibilities to her that when she was introduced
to Johnny McElhone she was prepared to jack
it all in and run with the raggle-taggle
rock'n'roll gypsies.
"THE DOCTOR TOLD me, You'll be
pissing glass," the bassist gallows-laughs
down the phone from his home. The best
medical advice re those kidney stones is wait
and see; in due course they'll all ping the porcelain.
"Tell the nurses on Ward 2 thank you,
though. There was me really scared worrying
about what this horrible pain might be and they
made me feel almost relaxed:"
Fortunate, in the circumstances, that he too
comes from a background of unusual character.
His father, Frank, was Labour MP for Glasgow
Gorbals, the legendary slum later rebranded as
Queens Park. McElhone grew up there, the streets
a maelstrom, his home a roadhouse to visiting
political luminaries such as Tony Bern, whom his
father served as Parliamentary Private Secretary.
Johnny last saw his old man in 1982 when he drove
him downtown for the start of a protest march.
Frank had a heart attack and died on the route.
"I was always glad I wasn't away with the band
at the time. After that my mother, Helen, took
over the constituency for a few years. I'm proud
of them both. They were sincere and they spent
all their time working for people."
Beyond an enduring fascination with John E
Kennedy memorabilia, McElhone never looked
likely to follow in his parents' political footsteps.
More inspired by The Clash than any party manifesto,
in 1979, at 15, with school pal Clare Grogan
he formed Altered Images (his older brother Gerry
managed them, as he did Hipsway and now, with
Rab Andrews, Texas).
It was the start of a remarkable, though unheralded,
pop career with three quite different Top
20 bands. McElhone likes to see it all as a matter
of what-happened-next without plot or theme.
"You can't plan a creative process," he avers,
though his musical life is testament to the idea of
progress, an idea that finally found its full expression in Texas.
For most of Altered Images' four-year life they
were sweetly naive new wavers. Then in 1983,
despite continued success, McElhone and Grogan
conceived a revamp: she took to off-the-shoulder
ball gowns and elbow-length gloves while, on their
final hit Don't Talk To Me About Love, McElhone
thumbed funk bass, reflecting the influence of Chic
and Marvin Gaye.
Later that year Gregory's Girl star Grogan was
offered a leading role in Local Hero and told the
band she was leaving. McElhone put a move on
local hopefuls White Savages, joining them and
effecting their transformation into soul-inflected
Hipsway.
They had a UK and US hit with The
Honeythief, but McElhone's position as the interloping
outsider soon proved untenable: "By 1986
when we were on a European tour supporting
Eurythmics all I could see was an uphill struggle
and a lot of infighting. Then Annie Lennox got ill
and, rather than stay in Amsterdam for a week, I
flew home. That's when I met Sharleen. I'd told
my brother I was interested in playing with a girl
singer again - I just like their voices, you know. It
was fate:'
So two people took life decisions. Typically, in
their first hour together she babbled and he said
two words. But when she sang Do You Really
Want To Hurt Me the phlegmatic McElhone
thought her voice was "unreal, effortless, as soon
as I heard it I knew I couldn't go back to Hipsway"
Their first attempt to write produced I Don't Want
A Lover- Texas's debut hit three years later- and
the salon star began to think, "I've grown up
watching him on Top Of The Pops. But he doesn't
seem jaded at all, he's really patient with me,
really appreciative of what I'm doing..."
McElhone put together a band of novices
McErlaine, then 17, is the other survivor from the
original Texas line-up - because "I wanted people
who are fresh, who didn't know any rules". Just like
the Altered Images school pals when they set out.
Quietly, of course, he became the leader. "Every
band needs one. I had the drive and push," he says,
slipping the veil of reticence for just a moment. H
had the band he would never let go of.
JUST AS WELL. Texas took a long time to reach
full flower and McElhone's steady commitment
and calm nurturing proved crucial to their survival,
especially the singer's.
For all her teenaged spunk, her spirit was nearly
extinguished before they even made a
record. When Chic's Bernard Edwards signed
to produce them she was ecstatic. When he stalked
off, tangled in divorce and drugs, before a note had
been taped, she was in despair. "I felt tricked," she
says, furiously recalling her week in a plush Los
Angeles studio without once opening her mouth
to sing. "I was a fan. You love music, you think he
must love music, but BANG!, no he doesn't care
at all. That was horrible. It ages you." So overwhelming
was her disappointment that back in
Glasgow she actually told people, "I want to die".
Diverted from the danceable route which
might have brought them to White On Blonde
sooner, they struck gold with the Ry Cooder-ish
Southside album and I Don't Want A Lover. But
soon Spiteri's soul was in tatters again, this time
because of the backlash against their success.
For a few months they had been cosseted. Then
suddenly the second album, Mothers Heaven, was
going "horribly wrong". Around them- though
not in the band, Spiteri stresses - friends were
wrecking themselves on drugs. All the media and
the record company could do was carp. "It was
ripping us to bits," she sighs. She felt rejected,
scorned, flattened. "My world crashed down."
McElhone's didn't. "Sharleen couldn't understand
the let-downs and the backlashes, but I was
used to it," he shrugs. "I'd been through all the ups
and downs with Altered Images:"
He had no immediate solution to their woes
himself, but he supported her - "He's great at
egging me on, winding me up" - and Texas
pressed on. However, in 1993, when their third
album Ricks Road saw a further decline - "We
were sinking," says Spiteri, "Toes, ankles, knees..."
- for once he laid down the law. It wasn't the record
company to blame, it wasn't their producers, i
wasn't the media. It was the band. In particular, it
was Johnny McElhone and Sharleen Spiteri. He
remembers announcing, with typically thunderous
absence of flourish, "We haven't written song
as good as I Don't Want A Lover. Until we do we
won't have any greater success:"
Coincidentally or not, about this time something
extraordinary happened to Spiteri that
washed all the grief away.
"I was 26. We were still promoting Ricks Road
but I was here at home. One night I went to my as usual.
The next morning, TING!, I wok up a different person.
Calmer. A lot more at ease with myself. I wasn't angry any more. I actually
looked in the mirror and my face had changed.
From a girl to a woman. The stress and tightness
was gone, all that anger, like oooowa! (She lets her
face slump slack, brightens, snaps her fingers.) Gone! It
wasn't my birthday, I wasn't in love, I wasn't in my
relationship with Ashley then, nothing. After that
it was, Right, I'm ready to take over the reins,
I'm coming through:"
New Sharleen, New Texas: one of British pop's
more notable transformations. With a striking
degree of mutual trust and generosity they focused
utterly on the collective aim. While Spiteri
gathered herself via a year in Paris - exchanging song
ideas with Glasgow by answerphone-McElhone,
McErlaine, Campbell and drummer Richard
Hynd (last year replaced by Mancunian Mikey
Wilson for "not-working-out" reasons) slogged
from noon to midnight daily, installing the studio
at her house, then absorbing the '90s post-hip hop
approach to recording (with tutorials along the
way from Rae & Christian in Manchester and
Wu Tang Clan's Method Man and RZA in New York).
It was very difficult. Campbell: "The manuals!
It was like starting over." McErlaine: "I had to
change my whole way of playing, forget slide guitar.
I knew I was fighting for my place in the
band. But we all gave White On Blonde every
ounce of everything we had."
And it worked. After a three-year interlude,
Texas were suddenly up there with the great
unfashionable UK triumphs of Simply Red (Stars
era), The Beautiful South (Carry On Up The
Charts) and, currently, The Corrs.
In Our Lifetime, the new single out on
April 19 and on our radios now, opens
with a snatch of scratchy stylus in vinyl
groove, then a dislocated swirl of classical strings,
then swallow dives into the
real business of the next four minutes via
a cod Chinese xylophone effect which
introduces a languorous Sharleen Spiteri -
possibly reclining beneath a beach umbrella on the
golden sands of, say, Phuket - enjoying some
swooning reflections on her love and, indeed, her
loverman. Very Sharleen with its sea scene, "You'll
always swim for shore", and its tactile teasing,
"Now reach out, you can touch me". The song is
an apt taster for The Hush, due on May 10, an
album which takes the White On Blonde
makeover to a natural conclusion, the Texas of
Southside the faintest shadow, all muso considerations
re chords and solos joyfully drowned in the
sensual sound and infinitely flexible flow of the
machines.
With barely a pause after the White On Blonde
tour, Texas began recording on New Year's Day,
1998. Sole producer for the first time, McElhone
came to the task drenched in Prince, 1999 to Sign
O' The Times, and dedicated to a new credo: "At
the end of the day, Sharleen's voice is the main
thing. What we're creating is the best possible
background for her."
While they recorded, in case the spirit moved
her and she rushed in from buttering bagels or
whatever hollering "Let's do it!", vocal mics were
always open in the studio and in a cupboard where
she discovered "really good reverb". With Marvin
Gaye's supervisory presence embodied in the studio's
lo-tech talisman, a tatty melamine and plywood
Wurlitzer which used to belong to him
(£ 800 at auction), Spiteri still took her vocals
Gaye-style lying down or at least laid back with
her feet up on the console.
Once she was set-and despite denials of emulating
Gaye's other pre-warbular ritual, an envig-
orating wank-what she sang was simple: sex. "In
my flip-flops and my dirty jeans, yeah. It's a very
sexy record. A bit of Baccara, Abba, Roxy Music.
Loads of sex in them, they were always, Haaaa (a
breathy sigh). It's easy to go, Chhhh! (mime and sound
effect of ripping her shirt open). But when you become
confident you can be naturally sexy. Ooze sex.
Imagine. Just imagine...
"I write from experience, the way I feel. I mean,
In Our Lifetime is a personally important song,
(sings) `Once in a lifetime/You have seen what I've
seen'. I'm talking about a relationship where for
the first time in my life I've met someone who I'm
equal with. (Sings) `I'm standing undressed/But I'm
not naked'- I'm opening up completely."
FOR CHRISTMAS, SPITERI, a devil for the
DIY, got a Black & Decker drill from her parents.
She also got a new US deal for Texas from Doug
Morris, global CEO of Universal which now owns
the Polygram labels. On this occasion, post-White
On Blonde, she was accompanied to New York
by John Kennedy, the company's UK boss.
"I said to John (smacks her hands together like
a gunshot), Look, I want to sort America out.
Let's phone Doug and tell him we're coming
over to play him The Hush," she says. "And Doug
was fantastic. A true lover of music. He listened
from beginning to end! He got it. I went, I love
you and I want to be on your label. Let's make
records!"
Of course, talking Music Industry Bollocks is
all part of her job. Whereas snidey cynicism certainly
is not. She really can't be doing with hackneyed
jibes about the "familiar" ring of several
Texas melodies ("Nobody's suing us and they
would if we'd stolen anything") or the blanket coverage
they got from Chris Evans on Radio One
and TEL Friday when White On Blonde came
out ("Naturally we'll play the show again if he likes
the record-we've been mates for ten years"). And
she doesn't believe the bastards will ever grind her
down again as they did during the Bernard
Edwards and post-smash backlash episodes.
So she's invulnerable now, even if The Hush
proves a complete flop?
"I don't think I've ever been vulnerable at any
point in my life, I really don't:" She starts to crank
it up, surprisingly fierce. "I hate it when anybody
doesn't believe in themselves. I don't like to be in
a room with negative people, I feel it the moment
I walk in and I cannae stand it, 'cos I'll get into a
massive argument with them, I'll be straight there
saying, What is your problem?"
Not much cop in a personal crisis then?
"Oh no, I wouldn't say that. Being in a crisis
needn't mean you're negative. Not if you're trying
to find a way out. But if someone's like (she does
`weepy'), Oh woe, life's no good, I'll be, For God's
sake stop being a bloody greetin'-faced git and do
something about it! Some people like to wallow.
I don't have time for them. I know I can seem very
harsh. When I come out with it they'll say, I .can't
believe you just said that. But sometimes, later on
it's, I'm really glad you did.
"The thing is, if I'm down it makes me feel
physically sick. I don't like it to touch me. It's
a domino effect. One day you feel bad the next
it's worse and then it goes deeper and deeper until
it's eating away at you. It's positive energy you
want around you, it makes you feel reassured,
secure, happy."
SHE SITS BACK, the ghosts of negativity exor-
cised once more, her band at play in the studio, her
sister pottering in the kitchen, her niece e-mailing
10th birthday party invitations in the next
room, her big solid house dark and warm about
her. Reassured. Secure. Happy. Indestructible.
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